My boyfriend and I awoke early on our first official day in Bangkok with the sole purpose of getting out of it. We hailed a tuk-tuk on Khao San Road, Bangkok’s famous haven for backpackers on their way from one exotic location to another.

“To Hualamphong train station, please,” we asked the driver.

“Where you go?”

“Chiang Mai.”

“Ahhh, my home,” he said proudly while pointing at his chest with a grimy thumb. “I take you to travel agency.” He plucked a piece of paper from a massive stack of brochures secured with rubber bands to the vehicle’s visor. Handwritten letters spelling TAT were scrawled across the paper.

As newcomers to SE Asia, and first time backpackers, we had done our homework. The Lonely Planet guidebook said that travel agencies in Bangkok were not authorized to sell train tickets unless TAT, the Tourism Authority of Bangkok, officially certified them to do so… and there were very few certified agencies. We also knew that tuk-tuk drivers were infamous for making commissions off wide-eyed tourists by taking them to fly-by-night travel agencies or on long silk and gem shopping tours. We considered ourselves to be travelers, not tourists (such a dirty word), and had assumed the roles of seasoned global adventurers the moment we stepped off the plane. Not wanting to act like nervous sightseers expecting to get ripped-off, we agreed to go to the travel agency.

I was anxious as we wound through a maze of sepia-toned, wet alleyways. Benjamin and I exchanged glances. “This place is really far away,” I remarked trying to sound nonchalant. “Do you have the map?”

“It’s right here,” he said while tapping his bag for reassurance.

“Do you think you could find this microscopic tangle of streets on it?” I inquired with feigned indifference.

“No,” he replied with confidence.

Just as I began to doubt the true intentions of our driver, he came to a halt – ironically, within sight of the train station. We’d arrived at our destination, complete with a TAT sign in the window and a young woman in a neatly pressed uniform waiting to greet us at the curb. Seated in the luxurious, arctic chill of the air-con office, we explained to a fatherly-like gentleman that we wanted tickets to Chiang Mai. We were informed, with a sympathetic smile, that there were, in fact, no train tickets to Chiang Mai that day.

“Tomorrow morning?” I inquired.

“No tickets for tomorrow morning,” he replied.

“Well, then… can you check availability for tomorrow evening? Or the day after?”

“No tickets for the next few days.”

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Image: our trusty tuk-tuk driver
 
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